Yes he is...

Seen on a bumper sticker: "He's not my President"

Well, actually, YES HE IS. You might not like it and like the other bumper sticker implies, you might not have voted for him, but like it or not, he is the President of the United States of America and he is YOUR president.

STFU, you lost, get over it.

Taxation without bitching about it

Driving around DC, you see a lot of DC license plates with the slogan "Taxation without representation". Why? I'm pretty sure these people weren't forced to live in DC, and I'm really sure that no-one is forcing them to stay. Here's an idea for all of you with that slogan on your plate, STFU or MOVE to an actual state. You are surrounded by two of them. Asshats.

Cranky in NoVA

My blog about living in Northern Virginia. Well, not really, it's my place to bitch and moan about the stupid little annoyances that accompany living in NoVA. Like, for example, driving ass-hattery around the DC beltway.

If you live in MD, unlucky, you might want to look here http://crankyincolumbiamd.blogspot.com/ for similar stories about living in MD.